Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

How do I like using Tinder?

It's all right!

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call a white asian who loves cola?

Cokeasian.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What do you call an Ape that's afraid of heights?

A chimp-pansy. This is my go to primatology joke.

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Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.