Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why does Jared love 6-inch subs?

He doesn't, he likes 14-year old girls

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

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What did one ape say to the the other ape?

What did one ape say to the other ape. "

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.