Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.