Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

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He didn't like dealing with reservations.

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I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

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What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful?

A cheap pansy

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A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!