Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

Why was the hipster drinking milk?

He liked Ice Cream before it was cool

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why don't kids at school get my sarcastic humor?

Me: Because they have boring parents, darling.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !