What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet?

It doesn't need cleaning.

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

How does a barber make phone calls?

He cuts them short.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.