What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!

What grades did Fidel Castro get at school?

Full Marx

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the dog's friends send her home from the bar when she started to act strange?

They thought she might have been slipped a woofie.

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Barber Jokes More Barber Jokes

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk