What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What's A Pirate's Favorite thing too do?

Hook up

What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.