What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

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What's a pirate's favorite thing about turning 65?

AArrrRP

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Scaaaaaarrves

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What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.