Vulcan Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk