What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.