What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

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Why would an alien ever visit Roswell?

Fill in the blank or answer the question.

Why I'm Breaking Up With You" Him: Wait, what the--?

Me: Please hold all questions until the end.

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.