What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

What does a microcontroller say when it can't answer a question?

Ardunno

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What do you call a Vulcan sheep?

Shbaaaaaaaahk