What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

What happened!?

The American responds, "Ei ffel".

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

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What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.