How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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End Jokes More End Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

nobody ever compliments our back end :(

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language