How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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How many men are in each corner?

3/5

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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What do you call it when you meet somebody in a bathroom at a conference?

Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.