How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

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How do you know if somebody does crossfit?

They are probably in better shape than you.

What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?

Nobody knows!

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What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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