How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

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What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/