How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.