Congratulate Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.