Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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Sine Jokes More Sine Jokes

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

Neapolitan Jokes More Neapolitan Jokes

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Manhole Jokes More Manhole Jokes

Why are manhole covers circular?

Because Rouleaux triangles are too hard to manufacture. What do you call 8 hobbits? A hobbyte.

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a boxer and cocaine?

A punchline

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.