Triangle Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

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What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

What did one triangle say to the other triangle?

Hey, we should get together and square dance!

What did the triangle say to the circle?

Why are you so pointless

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How did the triangle congratulate the other triangle after hooking up with pentagon?

3edgy5me

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.

What's the ugliest shape?

An eyesoresceles triangle.

Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle?

Just cos.

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How did you keep from failing that?

I didn't take algebra!

Why did the orange juice fail his math exam?

He wasn't concentrated.

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Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

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Why should you not argue with a decimal?

Because decimals always have a point.

When is a dog most impolite?

When he points.