What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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How does a hipster measure out his drugs?

Using instagrams.

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.