What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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Why dont they use phone books in China?

Because they have so many Wing's and Wong's That they might Wing the Wong Numba!!!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.