What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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WD-4D

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.