What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you use to make boot soup?

Birkenstock

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What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What was Philip Seymour Hoffman's favorite album this year?

Pure Heroine by Lorde.

What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use?

Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt.