What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

What musical instrument goes with cheese?

Picklelo.

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.