What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

What do you call a cheese that's not yours?

My cheese!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

Why did I divide sin by tan?

just cos.