What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What do you call a Russian with 3 balls?

Whodyanik Abolokof

Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal?

It makes the front page.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.