What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What's a suicidal Russian's favorite drink?

Cyka bleach

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post