What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What does a code-switching trilingual Russian say when he wants to increase his bovine supply?

Mas cow.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.

Why did the Russian man keep making excuses?

He was just stalin for time

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

How does Schrodinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do you call a groan-inducing, kindergarten-level pun?

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