What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

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What do you call an apathetic Russian?

A So-be-it.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

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How does Schrdinger apologise?

Sorry not sorry

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.