What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.