Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

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What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ?

Osaka.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

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He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

What's the difference between training wheels and training bras?

I need two hands to remove training wheels.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!