Sine Jokes

How do deaf mathematicians communicate?

Through sine language.

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Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Where do mathematicians go to gamble?

Sine city

Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

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Biodegradable.

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the priest cross the road ?

To screw in the children that were crossing the road

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

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Where do angles go for fun on the weekends?

To watch movies in the THETA

Why did the angles have such high self esteem?

Because they kept complementing each other.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ?

Loo-Loo !

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Math Student Jokes More Math Student Jokes

Why are math students so skinny?

Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)

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He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Language Jokes More Language Jokes

What language do British wrenches speech?

Spanish!

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.