Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What's the most messed up trap for Santa?

A Nicolas Cage.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.