Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.