Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Where does Santa's stripper mom work?

The North Pole

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What is another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses! Merry Christmas everyone.

What's another name for Santa's elves?

Subordinate Clauses

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From