Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.