Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....