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What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

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What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.