What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys?

Toys arrrrrr Us.

How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

Clause Jokes More Clause Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Lose Clause Jokes More Lose Clause Jokes

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause