What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause