What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What was Santa's christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

new gloves for the cold days

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause