What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What ethnicity is Santa?

North Poleish

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause