What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What's Santas favorite band?

Sleigher.

What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?

A: Tally hohoho!

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

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What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause