What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What does it take to break a Nokia phone?

Microsoft.

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

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What does /r/jokes and the iPhone vs FBI case have?

Both just got hacked

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

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What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(