Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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Citizen Jokes More Citizen Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Where did the amino acid go to church?

The cysteine chapel.

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What did Vladimir Putin say after dropping a smashing one-liner?

Putout

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

Finnish Hymn Jokes More Finnish Hymn Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef?

A borkmark.

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!