Finnishe Jokes

What did Nokia's executives say when the iPhone launched?

We're Finnished."

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What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life?

Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Shang Tsung Jokes More Shang Tsung Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the calendar die?

It's days were numbered.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of music does a printer make?

A paper jam.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Finnish Hymn Jokes More Finnish Hymn Jokes

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's a Russian's favorite snack?

Chechen Nuggets

Why is Russian the most dangerous language to learn?

Because it's Russki.