What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.