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When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Italians.
He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.
They Russian. I'll also see myself out.
North Polish.
He's a Babylonian.
Russian and Finnish!
A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)
Jose and Hose "B."
Jose can you see.....
Some day you will be red!
A theocracy.
I don't know, I am on hold.
A: None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
He got snowed in.
I'll tell you guys tomorrow
I would like to help with house #7.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
Because they're crossing the Finnish line.
She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish
Attention K-Mart shoppers..."
The first words are, " Jose can you see "
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff