Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, ......A Greek will screw anything!

What do you call a stabilizing greek?

A.... GYROScope

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !