A theocracy.
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A nut house.
Strippers don't rig their polls.
A Haiku.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
It popped a wheelie.
A rho-man
your boat, gently down the stream...
Neither one is a squirrel.
It died.
It was a shih-tzu
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Nunavut.
It's a nation without a litre.
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
A Crush
Because he's a cross product.