Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does an optometrist make love?

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What do you call two birds in love?

Tweethearts!

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What does an empty bottle of Champaign and an orphan have in common?

Nether of them have a pop.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.