Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction?

Jail break.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What personal space?

My dog