What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

What's a balloon's favorite genre of music?

Pop.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Happend Jokes More Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.