What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Why can't the bike stand by itself?

Because it was two-tired.

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Happend Jokes More Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.