Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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Why are French snails faster than American snails?

L'ess cargo

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)