Why should you torrent only from French sites?

Because it'll run faster.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

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Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

What do you call a cat that torrents movies?

A copy cat.