Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

Lol Jokes More Lol Jokes

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

What is it called when a heavy gambler goes on vacation?

Paradice...

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.

What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

How many handicapped guys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one if it's Professor X.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.