Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

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What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call a Mexican with no car?

Joaquin

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

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What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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What do you mean by being loud?

quiet the opposite.

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.