What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

What did Helen Keller do when she was drowning?

She screamed and screamed until her hands turned blue.

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Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

Whats Updog?

NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there