What does it look like when someone is drowning?

lol

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What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

Why didn't the Pharaoh believe he was drowning?

Because he was in deNile

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies. ...lol...

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)