Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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Wet.

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Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They have no home to run to