Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

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She always ran away from the ball