Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

King Jokes More King Jokes

What was the kings name?

King Philip the Third.

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.