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What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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What does an elephant say when it kidnaps someone?

Get in the trunk"

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur?

Batman isn't wearing hockey pads.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why are white girls always tired?

Because they've literally been running around all day