Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's Batman's favorite fruit?

Bananananananananana

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Tomman Baratheon Jokes More Tomman Baratheon Jokes

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How are E.T. and a Mexican immigrant the same?

They both steal your bike.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

What do Lebron James and James Brown have in common?

They're both nicknamed the king and they both are overrated.