Happend Jokes

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

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What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What if it's daytime?

Batman: *glares at Robin* Gordon: Yeah, what if it- Batman: *smoke bomb*

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car?

Get in the car"

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Wheelie Jokes More Wheelie Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Kidnap Jokes More Kidnap Jokes

What's it called when you kidnap a ghost?

A Polter-Heist

How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb?

The parents would love to know.

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?

My pop is bigger than yours !

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What did the pints say upon landing on Planet Metric?

Take us to your liter."