What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP