What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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Why can't you checkmate a christian?

Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.

What do you call an actor who converts to Judaism?

A Christian bail.

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip