Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

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What is the difference between a Muslim baby and a Christian baby?

Their parents.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

Abandon Jokes More Abandon Jokes

What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor?

Gone fission

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.