Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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They both abandoned the EU

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What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song?

Can't Touch This"

What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen?

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

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Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

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Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

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Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.