Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

Batman Jokes More Batman Jokes

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.