Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Bale Jokes More Bale Jokes

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Why is hay so unreliable?

It keeps baleing

Gotham City Jokes More Gotham City Jokes

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why does BuzzFeed skip every other number when counting?

They literally can't even.

What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was sitting on the deck !

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale