Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why are white people so bad at horror movies?

Because they're curious and want to learn. And that's why you don't see many black scientists.

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What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.