Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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How the hell did Caitlyn Jenner win women of the year?

She hasnt even been a women for a year yet.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl