Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a zombie that runs fast?

A zoombie.

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What colour T-shirt would win a race?

Red, because it runs the most.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman?

He used a krypton-currency.

What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl