Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet ...

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How does a snail win a race?

It runs against Hillary.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.