What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby?

Sudden Lee

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Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.