What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What did Matthew McConaughey say to DiCaprio about his chances of winning the Oscars this year?

It's a fugazi.