How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.