How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?

All of them.

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.