How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

Why is Chuck Norris still alive?

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