What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone?

You skip them both.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.