What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call a mollusk on a boat?

A snailor

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!