What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch Matt.

What do you call a guy with no legs at your front door?

Matt

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What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.

Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!