What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you call a Kiwi with one leg?

Not even bro.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.