What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Skip Jokes More Skip Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat?

Because he got a little c-stick.

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.