What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a dog without front legs?

Chester.

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Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

Tow Jokes More Tow Jokes

What happens to a desert-dwellers main transportation when it has been parked in one spot for too long?

It gets Camel-Towed.

What did two twins name a towing company started in lower Manhattan?

The Twin Towers.