What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )

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What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.