What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.