What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.