What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.