What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie