What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.