What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Why didn't Jesus cross the road?

Because you can't cross a road when your nailed to a cross

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What is green and smells like paint?!?

Green paint.