Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What do the Police, the NFL and Black Lives Matter all have in common?

They all have the same PR guy.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.