Why is there so much segregation today?

All Fridays Matter

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it