What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Why didn't the shy juggler perform at the circus today?

Because he didn't have the balls!

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What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare

What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance