What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.