What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

What's gray and all around?

Everything. I'm a dog.

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom

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What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.