What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.