What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Bulldozer Jokes More Bulldozer Jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.