What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

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What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?

It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.