What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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Why did the dog chase the bulldozer?

It doesn't like Cats.

What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.