What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

because he was in Da-Nile

Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer