What's black and yellow and doesn't float?

A bulldozer.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

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What's big and yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer