Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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Why are there no nice cars in heaven?

Because abortions float.

Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.