Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.