Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

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What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.