How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)