How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)