How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb?

Because, they're so darn stupid!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

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How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.