How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert?

Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

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What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)