Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

What saved the ship?

flambuoyancy"

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him?

Bit him naturally.

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What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.