Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

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Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

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What does mosquito say when its parents die?

shhhhhh.....it !!

Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!