Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why is it worse this time around?

Thermal cameras mean I can't save anyone by hiding them in my roof.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you call a crazy guy in a room full of mosquitoes?

A bit neurotic.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch