Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

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Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

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What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

What did one white cop say to another white cop?

Another black man bites the dust.

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What do you call Muslims at the end of their religious service?

Mosquitoes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!