Bada bing!
A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
Tie his hands together
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
This IRS guy sounded pretty into me
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