What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Why are Americans bad at MOBAs?

Because they cant defend towers.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!