What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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How do you stop an Italian from talking?

Tie his hands together

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*