What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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What do Americans call the summer holidays?

Ceasefire

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

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What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

What does it sound like when Java laughs?

Java -jar jar.jar