What sound does an Italian American microwave make?

Bada bing!

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

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What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!