How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rock climber with a tsetse fly?

Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.