How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything?

A bunch of offended Tumblrinas

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Who would win?

everyone

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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea