Scandinavian Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.

What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.