What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Which Nordic country should you never be a part of?

Finland. Once you're a citizen, that's it! You're Finnish! It's over.

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.