What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Swede Jokes More Swede Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm?

He had Thor doubt.