ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
He was snowed in
Just pay for your pizza.
Pina colliders.
Autistic.
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
He only had one pupil.
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
