What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

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Where were u on the nite of the 5th?

Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.