What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.

Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse