What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.