What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why did the pony have such a hard time talking?

He was a little horse

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.