What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

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Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Why are negative parabolas so introverted?

They have a hard time opening up